- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Fred Thompson allows to live.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Fred Thompson.
- When Fred Thompson does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Fred Thompson can slam a revolving door.
- The French surrendered to Fred Thompson just to be on the safe side.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Fred Thompson pajamas.