Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Fred Thompson is Chuck Norris!!

  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Fred Thompson allows to live.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Fred Thompson.
  • When Fred Thompson does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Fred Thompson can slam a revolving door.
  • The French surrendered to Fred Thompson just to be on the safe side.
  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Fred Thompson pajamas.

Who knew?

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